Monday, May 27, 2013

Selfie Shots!


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SELFIE:

- "Picture of yourself, usually taken by yourself"-

We don’t really have to define what a selfie is. If you have Instagram / Facebook and you don’t have a selfie, sinungaling ka ! 

The Duck Face Selfie!


How to do it:

Press your lips together in the form of a duck’s bill.

Pout your eyes.

Lift your shoulders closer to your chin.
Press click.

Pout your lips more. Sige pa. Kulang pa. Ops, okay na. Lakas mo nang maka-bibe.

Press click again, duckie.

Hashtags to attach: #selfie #duckface #duckfaceswag

What you think it means: I’m so cute talaga!

What my friends think it means: So, feeling mo cute ka?

What it actually means: So, feeling mo cute ka?


The “tingin sa kawalan” Selfie


How to do it:

Look to your upper left or right or lower left or right, whichever is more like . Remember, the farther the kawalan, the more arte it is.

Close your eyes. Feel the kawalan from inside your soul.

Breathe in.

Hold your breath, hold it… Press click.

Hashtags to attach: #selfie #munimuni #emo #calm

What you think it means: It’s still me, only with ahrt.

What my friends think it means: Pa-deep. What’s the meaning of life, teh?

What it actually means: Hindi frontal ang angle mo.


The “OOTD-selfie combo” selfie




How to do it:

Wear your most fashiown outfit.

Pose like a model. Choose from the following:

My neck hurts pose: Slightly bend your neck. Putting one hand behind your neck is optional.

My stomach hurts pose: Slight bend your hips forward. Put at least one hand on your hips. Breathe in.

Ay, may dumi ako sa paa pose: Lift one foot sideways. Bend your body closer to the lifted foot. Slightly touch the heel of your foot. Look down. Don’t smile.

Press click.

Hashtags to attach: #selfie #OOTD #fashion #swag #instafashion #model #style

What you think it means: I’m so effortlessly fashionable.

What my friends think it means: She’s fashionable, k. Effort!

What it actually means: Please say you like my outfit. And visit my online store.


The shy, pa-mysterious selfie



How to do it:

Pose in front of the camera, but don’t show your whole face. Show only half of it, or a quarter of it, or a part of it. Hide behind an object—a tree, a wall or your camera.

Ask yourself: Is it art enough?

Press click.

Hashtags to attach: #selfie #art

What you think it means: Art!

What my friends think it means: Art!

What it actually means: K. Art.


The “I’m so sexy” selfie


How to do it:

Work out. Get six-pack abs. Get a boob job.

For boys, take off your shirt. For girls, wear a cleavage-revealing top.

Kapalan ang mukha.

Stomach in. Chest out. Hold it… Then press click.

Ask yourself: Do you look like an A&F model? If yes, ows? If no, k, thanks for being honest.

Hashtags to attach: #selfie #sexy #instabody #instasexy

What you think it means: I’m so hot!

What my friends think it means: #GGSS (Gandang-ganda sa sarili)

What it actually means: You’re so vain.


The against the mirror selfie


How to do it:

Stand in front of a mirror. Choose from the following: bedroom mirror, ladies’ room, elevator mirror.

Pose. Press click.

Repeat process as deemed necessary. You’re in front of a mirror; kapag hindi ka pa maganda sa picture, it’s not my problem anymore!

Hashtags to attach: #selfie #mirror

What you think it means: I’m so effortlessly pretty.

What my friends think it means: Kebs.

What it actually means: Kebs.


The “duckface, tingin sa kawalan, OOTD, I’m so sexy, against the mirror” selfie



( Having a hard time getting the Exact selfie photo! But this pic somehow? 
Peace KC )

How to do it:

Do a duckface.

Tumingin sa kawalan.

Wear a fashiown outfit.

Show your abs. Reveal your cleavage.

Stand in front of a mirror.

Hold all the poses. Then click.

Hashtags to attach: #selfie #me #myself #instaself #duckface #duckfaceswag #munimuni #emo #calm #OOTD #fashion #swag #instafashion #model #style #sexy #instabody #instasexy #mirror #inubosmonalahatnghashtag #magtirakanamannghashtag

What you think it means: A for A-ffort ako, so please like my photo.

What my friends think it means: A for A-ffort ka, so k, I’ll like your photo.

What it actually means: A for A-ffort ako, so please like my photo.#


Take Note: 

All Fab Photos Posted are just sample pictures!
 Don't be angry.. Just Laugh Out Loud!

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